Manchester, you're having a laugh.

Before the game.

18:10 - It's starting

It's proper mental at the moment, and it's only going to get madder.

Time for a slash

Here's something for us all to remember when having a pee in a place we shouldn't: Don't sing your favourite football chant when in mid-flow, you'll only attract the attention of the people in the offices behind you.

Lunch: Part 2

Here's my experiences. I went right the way through the middle of the crowd on the way back to my flat: